Believe Iam laughing while iam writting this post, and iam pretty sure that you will be at you wits end shorty after you are done with this post. Perhaps fact is stranger than fiction.
A seven year old girl from Brunei was acting queer since a couple of days. Her parents being good Muslims went to a local preist who was well versed in Exocisms Islamic style. Anyway this priest went to the home of this hapless muslim couple inorder to cure their daugter of the evil spirit that was troubling her. Soon as he reached their home, he aske the girl’s mother to remove the child’s clothes, and the good Muslim mother obliged the man of God. Soon the preist started his exocism and told the bystanders that the girl had been possesed by a Jinn(an Arabic Evil Spirit).
Nedless to say the parents were dumbfound, their Virgin daugter was in trouble, By Allah!, they fell at the priest feet and asked him to do something about it. The preist stroking his long beard and and realeasing bad odour from his backside smiled at them. A kind of reassurance to the parents that their Virgin daugher was in safe hands. The preist told eveyone to move aside and started to pull papers from the vagina of this small kid. He claimed that the Jinn had written his demmands on the sheets of paper inorder to release the gilr. Wonder of all wonders this Jinn happend to a an educated Jinn and that too educated in the Arabic language. Personally I believe that this Jinn must have been educated either at Al Azahr or Medina University.
What happened after the preist pulled out those reels of paper noone knows. Maybe I get to know that later, and hopefully ill share it with you
